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New Show! W00t!
You heard it here first people! (Unless I told you already, in which case the previous sentence was a filthy, filty lie. I'm playing at the Lizard Lounge at 8pm…
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1950’s Parenting at it’s Best…
All I can say is... That's my Dad. Clearly reaching for a can of lighter fluid. After he got it, they probably let him bite on it while they all…
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A Controversial New Entry to Give Y’all Something to Bitch About
I've been told by certain people that I need to write something controversial in order to get a proper dialog going. You know, like more than my average 0.66 comments…
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My Grandmother is Smarter Than Your Grandmother
It's true. My Grandmother is smarter than your Grandmother.* How do I know this? Because I bet that your Grandmother didn't teach you how to do Sudoku this weekend. And…
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Goodbye Blogger, Hello WordPress
So, I decided that Blogger was a little too limiting. And I wanted something that would give me a little more control over how things works. So, I installed wordpress…
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Wow. I am Accident Prone.
So. I hurt myself. Again. Yes, you got that correct. Even after I made jokes about covering myself in bubble wrap and then going to live in a padded room,…
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An Open Letter to NBC
Please, for the love of god, stop showing the same damn clip of Michelle Kwan falling in practice. I get it. She hurt herself. Now can we get back to…
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Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!
C'mon Larry Bacow! Hope wants a snow day! I don't know if this is officially a blizzard or not, but I'm going to refer to it from now on as…
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Dishwasher 4, Hope 0
Ouch. Let me back this one up a bit and explain it... Last night, Kristian and I were making dinner and he started to load the dishwasher. I was chopping…