Mustache. Apparently the only google search term that brings people even remotely near my silly little website is the word “mustache.”
I’m going to let that sink in for a moment.
Apparently the only people finding my site are those who search for the word “mustache.” It’s true. I looked it up. Google was kind enough to let me do that.
Google? Why do I get no love? Why won’t you let people find my website if they search for my name? There aren’t that many Hope Roth’s out there. I know of one (yes, I google-stalk myself… you know you do it too.) and she lives in Texas. Texas! I’m the only Hope Roth with a website! Let the people find me! Me! Meeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
It’s ok Google. Because sometimes you get no love too.
I’m just gonna have to get my love from Jeeves. Go ask him. Jeeves loooooves the Hope. Too bad he’s retiring. Cranky old bastard.
Ok, but seriously people. Link to me on your websites. You’ll get good karma points for it. I promise.
Ask Jeeves is retiring??? sooo sad!