Go Pats!

I took my Dad to his very first ever NFL game today. I was nervous that it wouldn't be much of a game. The Pats had already locked in the…

Vanity, Thy Name is Hope

This year, I gave myself a very nice Christmas present. Plastic Surgery. No, I didn't get my boobs pumped up, my tummy tucked or my nose sliced off Michael Jackson-style.…

Elfing.

Pro Tip: When someone asks you about where they might procure a difficult to find Christmas present, the correct answer is "[Store1], [store2] or [store3]." The correct answer is not,…