New Show! W00t!

You heard it here first people! (Unless I told you already, in which case the previous sentence was a filthy, filty lie. I'm playing at the Lizard Lounge at 8pm…

Mustache?

Mustache. Apparently the only google search term that brings people even remotely near my silly little website is the word "mustache." I'm going to let that sink in for a…

Goodbye Blogger, Hello WordPress

So, I decided that Blogger was a little too limiting. And I wanted something that would give me a little more control over how things works. So, I installed wordpress…

Wow. I am Accident Prone.

So. I hurt myself. Again. Yes, you got that correct. Even after I made jokes about covering myself in bubble wrap and then going to live in a padded room,…

An Open Letter to NBC

Please, for the love of god, stop showing the same damn clip of Michelle Kwan falling in practice. I get it. She hurt herself. Now can we get back to…