Stick a Fork In Me

I'm done. D-O-N-E. Done. I should have taken the whole day off. I only have a half hour left at work and I am totally terrified that I'm going to…

Suckah.

They say that a sucker is born every minute. In this case, a suckah is me. You see, I took the day off today. Which usually means not having to…

Huzzah!

Well, well, well, what do we have here? Could it be... ... an activated iPhone?!? I think that's exactly what we have here. Oh joy of joys. My boss is…

Squee

Good little consumer whore that I am, I derive no small amount of pleasure from spending money on shiny gadgets. Pragmatic little consumer whore that I am, my joy only…

Relax! Relax!

We just got an invitation to my soon-to-be-Sister-in-law's bachelorette party. It's going to be held here. Thus, I have a very important question to ask you internets.... which spa service…