… An unlocked new iPhone.
I stalked the loading dock like a crazy person. I even signed for the delivery from FedEx myself. And my reward is a shiny new iPhone. It’s so pretty! You know you want to touch it.
The problem? My boss is out on vacation today.
Apparently iPhones are useless until you activate them. I can’t activate mine on my own. Thus, I have a very pretty and expensive paperweight sitting there on my desk. Calling out to me. Mocking me. With its shininess. And its screen that tells me to activate in iTunes if I want to use it.
Oh, iPhone. You’re so pretty. So unattainable. Like a supermodel.
I can haz activashun?
