Failure to Fail
Do you ever have one of those situations where you kindof wish you could pull an Out of This World, freeze time and then run away (possibly screaming)? Yeah, me…
Our Dog Now Gets NFL Sunday Ticket
Poor Gracie. She had a little sore on her paw last week. Kristian and I took care of it by keeping it dry and putting an old, wool sock on…
Swimming In It
Apparently, when we travel, one of us has to get their credit card stolen. This time, it was Kristian's turn. My credit card was used to purchase English lessons and…
Yet More People Who Suck
For the purposes of this here rant, let's all just go ahead and assume that I bought something that is both a) expensive and 2) embarrassing. So, we'll call it…
Because Lecturing on the Internet Is So Much More Satisfying Than Yelling In Person
Dear Girl-Who-I-Almost-Ran-Over-Yesterday, I'm not sure if you are aware of this (you didn't appear to be all that aware of pretty much anything), but you very nearly qualified for a…
Dear People: You Suck
Dear Person Who Flipped Me Off While Cutting Me Off This Morning: You suck. I hope that the next person you pull this on decides (unlike me) to speed up…
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Dear Neighbors: Please Let Me Sleep, KTHXBAI
(Read all the way to the end on this one, or you'll miss out on some good dirt about the people across the street's sex lives.) (I know, I know,…
Weekend “Recap”
My weekend can be summed up thusly: Weekend? What weekend? I had a three day weekend (my last of the summer) and feel like I haven't had a day off…
Gracie v. Skunk
This is "our" dog, Gracie: This is an artist's rendition of what it's like to be around Gracie right now: Gracie just learned the hard way that you can never,…
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Vroom Vroom
They guy down the street from us has a Harley. A really loud one. Although, let's be honest here, is there any other kind? I've been known to blast some…