So, I called the restaurant back. And the woman who answered the phone tried to claim that they had never found my phone. To which I responded, "oh hellllls no"…
So, last week I managed to do something that I had never accomplished while sober. Namely, I left my phone behind at a restaurant. I'm not entirely sure how I…
How much of a stinker am I? I spent most of the afternoon napping/watching football on the couch while Kristian hung drywall on our basement stairs. I stayed awake for…
It always seemed really unfair to me that Christmas decorations go up for a month, then the weather gets really shitty and we put them all away again. I mean,…
Merry Christmas, everyone! I hope that this day is filled with fun times with friends and family. Good food, pleasant memories, lots of laughter. And, if Santa brings you some…
So, Dustin is apparently going for the jugular with this whole blog-off thing. It's Christmas freaking Eve and he wants me to write 200 words on the Discovery Channel. I…
This is what happens when I procrastinate. I have fifteen minutes to write about the dentist. The freaking dentist! I hate going to to the dentist. So much so, that…