You know you love my hat. My hat is awesome. You all wish that you had a hat as awesome as mine. Who wouldn’t?
You know why I am wearing my awesome hat? Because it’s fucking cold out, that’s why. The snow, hail, sleet and slush are not helping matters. Why am I wearing the hat in my office? Because I’m hoping that its powers of awesomeness will propel me out of my foul mood. Also, I had to spend some time sitting next to an open window that would not close and now I am very, very cold.
I’ve been told that I should get my awesome hat on the road. Because apparently making your ride wait while you finish a blog entry is somehow not cool. What’s up with that?!
My boss thinks that he has an awesome hat. But he’s not wearing a hat. I’m a little worried about him.
Anyways, my hat is awesome. This day has been not so awesome. And I am going to go home and do some awesome things. Or write my Christmas cards about a month too late.
Whatever.
This post brought to you by sleep deprivation and a lot of chocolate.
That is an awesome hat.
Supar sexay!
That is indeed one awesome hat. I would like to join the awesome hat club – do you have a pamphlet or website? 😉