Forget Obi-Wan Kenobi…
.... I'm your only hope. Yes, I still need a haircut. Badly. But, hey, at least my roots don't show anymore.
I Need a Haircut. Desperately.
My hair is currently so shaggy, I could pass as Cousin It if I combed it just right. I finally said "Uncle" to my roots last night and died my…
A Face-plant Down Memory Lane
One of my sisters asked me this morning why I hadn't posted anything on this here blog in over a week. Which in internet years is like seven centuries. The…
In Which I am Healed (Healed!) by Tom Brady
The Scene: Our Living Room. The Monday Night Football game is playing on TV and our heroine, felled by sleep deprivation and overloaded by work is doing her best slug…
Dear People: You Suck
Dear Person Who Flipped Me Off While Cutting Me Off This Morning: You suck. I hope that the next person you pull this on decides (unlike me) to speed up…
Let’s All Wish My Mom a Happy Labor Day
Yeah, yeah, I know, Labor Day doesn't celebrate that particular form of labor. Except my Mom went into labor for me on Labor Day, so nyeh nyeh. Labor Day was…
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Dear Neighbors: Please Let Me Sleep, KTHXBAI
(Read all the way to the end on this one, or you'll miss out on some good dirt about the people across the street's sex lives.) (I know, I know,…
I’m Trying Not to be Overly Optimistic Here…
... But somebody got a brand new doggy bed.
Weekend “Recap”
My weekend can be summed up thusly: Weekend? What weekend? I had a three day weekend (my last of the summer) and feel like I haven't had a day off…