Our cat, Tabitha, has a growth on her face. It's about the size of a large, cultivated blueberry and it looks, as the vet so eloquently put it, "ugly." She…
Apparently pushing cars is just what I do. I was on my way home from getting my hair cut on Saturday (it looks fabulous, btw, thanks so much for asking.…
... to have my right foot not hurt so damn much. It's like the Gifts of the Magi, except with feet. [insert inapropriate joke about foot fetishes here] So, here's…
An open letter to our neighbors: Some of you might be wondering why the entire block smells like rancid skunk. Yeah, ummm, sorry about that. Apparently, our dog has a…
The next person who requires me to go to a four-hour meeting, spanning lunchtime and who doesn't feed me is going to get punched in the face. Repeatedly. Depending on…
What has two thumbs and was at work for 12 hours yesterday? ---> This girl <--- I'll spare you the geeky details (/me mumbles something about FAT32 partitions, HDD power…
There are lots of things that I can think of to do in NYC for two hours that would be quite enjoyable. Museums, shopping, pizza eating.... Waiting in line for…
Dear Internets, I am torn. I am truly torn. I couldn't be more torn if I was a 95% off wedding dress trapped between two bridezillas. Here is the situation.…