Surgery Update

Well, I survived the surgery with my gums (mostly) intact. It was a pleasant surprise that it wasn't as painful as I thought that it would be... at least until…

Chomping.

At 2pm this afternoon, I'm having gum surgery. I'd ask you all to think good thoughts for me, but I'm not sure if I want to force you all to…

Finding Pollyanna

I feel like I've done a lot of complaining lately. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that this feeling might have something to do with…

Bootylicious

The orthopedist called me Monday and said, "Good news! You don't have a stress fracture... but you do have an inflamed plantar fascia, achilles tendon and [another tendon whose name…

Booted.

How does the phrase go? Don't write checks that your ass can't cash. And pay your parking tickets or they'll put a boot on you. Yeah. I ran a half…

Franken-Kitty

The good news? Tabitha made it through her surgery a-ok. The bad news? She is the world's worst patient. It's hard to nurse a cat, they have no incentive to…

First World Problems

I called the vet and the estimate for Tabitha's surgery is more than I hoped it would be, but less than I was scared that it would be. At least…