The Snidely Splint

Snidely Whiplash ain't got nothing on me! I've always wanted a mustache that I could curl up in a menacing manner. Who knew that it would be as easy as…

Le Facebook

Ah Facebook, let me tell you about Facebook. I have over 600 friends on facebook. Why? Because I crave validation. Also, I apparently know too many people. But, mostly, I…

Finger Update

I went to the doctor's office to have them take a look at my finger. I didn't need stitches (But I almost did! Please don't accuse me of being a…

Will It Blend?

Warning: You probably don't want to read this if you are in any way, shape or form squeamish. Have you ever done something that was so colossally stupid that you look back…

College

I've been thinking an awful lot about college lately. Partially because my five year reuinion is coming up. Partially because the economy sucks and they've been sending out a forest…