I went to the doctor’s office to have them take a look at my finger. I didn’t need stitches (But I almost did! Please don’t accuse me of being a baby!). She did use steri-strips to hold everything in place. Then she put some Bacitracin on my finger and put a bandaid on it. Can I just say how insignificant my injury looks with a plain bandaid on it? Then she put the splint back on. Mostly to remind me to not wack my finger against anything. Like, say…. my keyboard. Doorknobs. Immersion blenders.
Where was that splint last night, I might ask? Fucking useless. Stupid splint.
She also gave me Vicodin. Expect a suitably loopy post from me tonight.
She also gave me Vicodin.
That’s pretty heavy duty for a finger.
Really? I need your doctor!