Does anybody remember when I used to write these? No? Me neither. But that's ok, I've resolved to start writing them again. I've been reading up a storm lately, so…
For the purposes of this here rant, let's all just go ahead and assume that I bought something that is both a) expensive and 2) embarrassing. So, we'll call it…
I'm going to be uncharacteristically serious here. I'm not sure where the lack of stupid jokes is coming from. I assure you, it won't last. I've been thinking a lot…
Dear Girl-Who-I-Almost-Ran-Over-Yesterday, I'm not sure if you are aware of this (you didn't appear to be all that aware of pretty much anything), but you very nearly qualified for a…
One of my sisters asked me this morning why I hadn't posted anything on this here blog in over a week. Which in internet years is like seven centuries. The…
The Scene: Our Living Room. The Monday Night Football game is playing on TV and our heroine, felled by sleep deprivation and overloaded by work is doing her best slug…