I’m in Denver for business and I have to say, this hotel is one of the nicest ones that I’ve ever stayed at. Let’s put it this way, they give you a cookie when you check in. And it’s warm. And gooey. And delicious. It says that it’s delicious right there on the little paper envelope. So you know it’s delicious.
As in…
“WARNING: Our delicious cookies contain nuts.”
Talk about a kick in the teeth for people with allergies. I pity them. And will happily take their cookies off of their hands.
You know, they can afford a few measly cookies, seeing as how they charge for wifi. Ten bucks. A day. What a rip-off. It seems somewhat contradictory, don’t you think? Or perhaps I’m just cranky because I finished my cookie and I haven’t had lunch yet.
Speaking of contradictory…
Airport security screeners will confiscate your bottled water, but my razor sharp sewing scissors are A-ok. Somebody please explain to me just exactly how this makes sense. These things are so sharp, I’ve cut myself several times when my fingers brushed up against them by accident. The worst thing I’ve ever done with a bottle of water is to accidentally spill it on myself. Sure, I walked around feeling somewhat damp for a half hour or so. But I dried off. Life goes on.
Anyways, I’m here. In Denver. In some industrial area that doesn’t appear to have much going on. Except for hotels. And office parks.
But hey, I have two beds. One for sleeping. One for eating cookies in.
So, life is pretty good.
I’ve been making lots of cookies today. Cookies are delicious.
Shit, now I want a cookie.
OMG I stayed at the Warm Cookie Hotel in Philly. It was awesome. And my roommate for this conference? Was allergic to chocolate. DELICIOUS WIN FOR AMANDA.
I know of a couple of delicious cookie hotel chains. My favorite hotel chain does not greet me with warm delicious cookies — however, because I am a loyal customer, there’s usually a bottle of water and a package of Oreos in my room. (Free of charge.) Even better, the High Speed Internet is free AND there’s free breakfast the next morning.
It bugs the crap out of me that some hotel chains offer free ‘net service and other chains — big chains — continue to charge 10 bucks a day! If I were CEO of one of those other chains, that’s the first thing that I would change.
Hope, it isn’t the water in the bottle. It’s the bottle that could be carrying some clear liquid explosive or flammable liquid.