Sweet Sassy Molassy This is Gross….

So, Kristian and I went out for a late lunch at Vinnie Testa's today. Apparently that restaurant is a haven for disgusting people with bad no manners. Something about a…

Mustache?

Mustache. Apparently the only google search term that brings people even remotely near my silly little website is the word "mustache." I'm going to let that sink in for a…

An Open Letter to NBC

Please, for the love of god, stop showing the same damn clip of Michelle Kwan falling in practice. I get it. She hurt herself. Now can we get back to…

So…. the students are back…

So... the students are back... And they brought their fugly uggs with them. And they insist on tucking their damn jeans into their damn boots. Someone needs to tell these…

Wow… I am sick…

I would say that I've been trying to deny my status as an ill individual, but that would be a total lie. I spent pretty much all day on Monday…