The Bitch is Back
Gracie is back from doggie boot camp! She spent a little less than a week staying at a dog kennel and working with a trainer. As usual, everyone there absolutely…
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Book Report Friday: Netherland
I wouldn't exactly call Netherland: A Novel an undiscovered gem. I mean, a certain President who just won a Nobel Peace Prize was reading it earlier this year. That's almost…
My Cookie Bed
I'm in Denver for business and I have to say, this hotel is one of the nicest ones that I've ever stayed at. Let's put it this way, they give…
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Book Report Friday: A High Wind in Jamaica
Does anybody remember when I used to write these? No? Me neither. But that's ok, I've resolved to start writing them again. I've been reading up a storm lately, so…
Yet More People Who Suck
For the purposes of this here rant, let's all just go ahead and assume that I bought something that is both a) expensive and 2) embarrassing. So, we'll call it…
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Yes I Can
I'm going to be uncharacteristically serious here. I'm not sure where the lack of stupid jokes is coming from. I assure you, it won't last. I've been thinking a lot…
Because Lecturing on the Internet Is So Much More Satisfying Than Yelling In Person
Dear Girl-Who-I-Almost-Ran-Over-Yesterday, I'm not sure if you are aware of this (you didn't appear to be all that aware of pretty much anything), but you very nearly qualified for a…
Forget Obi-Wan Kenobi…
.... I'm your only hope. Yes, I still need a haircut. Badly. But, hey, at least my roots don't show anymore.
I Need a Haircut. Desperately.
My hair is currently so shaggy, I could pass as Cousin It if I combed it just right. I finally said "Uncle" to my roots last night and died my…
A Face-plant Down Memory Lane
One of my sisters asked me this morning why I hadn't posted anything on this here blog in over a week. Which in internet years is like seven centuries. The…