I got a spam email today with the following subject:
“You inherited a small dick from you father and think there is no way to help it.”
How did they know? I wouldn’t say that it was necessarily inherited, but I think that it’s safe to say that my dick is so small as to be considered non-existant. And, surgery aside, there really isn’t a way to help it.
What I want to know is, why did they feel the need to tell me that?
Oh, because there is a way to help it! According to the body of the email, “Pen1$ Enlarge Patch is an 1nternat1onal magic pr0duct.”
Oh wow! An “1nternat1onal magic pr0duct!”
I don’t remember reading about that in Harry Potter…
Wowser! Go to your site to hear about the latest gig and see what you wrote about Sean and discover that it is also the place to go to get my penis enlarged AND purchase bright Orange vomit! Talk about your all purpose places to visit. I think that you ladies ought to complain and demand equal spam time. I too get penis enlargement and cheap viagra spam (one product to make it bigger and anther to keep it that way), but I never get any for butt reduction, boob enlargement or cheap birth control patches. This would suggest that the ripoff artists are ignoring you and you should have equal opportunity in the are of spam as well, right? I think you should strike now for equality. (of course that sort of equality may be something that you want to forgo).
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