We’re going to a wedding on Saturday. Apparently we’ve been placed at the table with all of the happy couple’s non-Christian friends. My friend, the groom, was apologetic but I just told him, “Awesome, the heathen table! We heathens always have the most fun!” I am so ending up someplace warm and brimstone-y.
The best part? I told Kristian about the seating arrangements and he said, “you mean they put us at the heathen table?” Sometimes we’re so in sync, it’s scary.
Now, I just have to decide if I should wear this dress (which makes my boobs look fantastic, but my hips look huge)…
Or, do I wear this dress (which doesn’t fit me quite right, since I lost ten pounds)…
If it makes a difference, I paid a lot more money than I normally would have for the yellow dress, thinking that I would wear it to a bunch of weddings (this is before I saw the photos from my Sister’s wedding and thought, “Damn, that dress makes me look heavier than I really am.”) Also, my friend said that God won’t disapprove of the boobage.
Which one would you wear?
I vote for the yellow one! I really like it.
The heathen table is the best table!
I don’t think the yellow dress makes your hips look big, but I agree that it makes your boobs look good. I would go with the yellow. I’m all about good boobage dresses.
Well, I like the blue one, but it might be because of the jacket. You should take it in and get it resized, it’s a hot dress!
Yellow yellow I vote yellow!!!!
I like the yellow too but very springy/summery for December.
I agree that you should get the blue on resized, it’s very cute!
Both are very cute however, I vote for the yellow one 🙂
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