Vitamin D


You know what I could use some more of?

The sun.

You know what I could use a lot less of?

The rain.

I would also like a pony, a friend for the pony, a smaller ass and, if it’s not too much trouble, world peace.

But… I’d settle for some mother fucking sunshine.

Just a wee bit of sunshine.

I’ve decided to start taking some vitamin D supplements. Because, a magazine told me to. And we all know magazines are always right about everything. Apparently, taking vitamin D can give me everything I want… short of a pony (and a friend for the pony). Yes, they really did say that my ass could shrink. Well, that it would help to balance out hormone levels and blah blah blah Leptin cakes (low calorie Leptin cakes, natch).

Vitamin D is also supposed to be good for people (like myself) who get all bummed out when there’s no sunshine. Yeah, I know, those people are called adults. They meet at the bar.

Having not seen the sunshine in a million years (ok, since Saturday), I could use all of the Vitamin D I can get.

1 Comment

  1. Hi Hope! Just thought I’d pop in to mention that my dad actually does a lot of research these days on the effects of Vitamin D, and he is a HUGE fan of people taking it, for a whole variety of health reasons. He seems to think it does more for you than anything else you could take. So now you not only have the magazine as evidence, but also the anecdotal opinion of a doctor!

    I wish I could come to the CA Dive Bar thing, but I’ll be in PA (I’m only ever in Boston for about a week at a time, now, visiting my parents). Hope you’re well, and I’d love to hear more about what you’ve been up to, beyond what I’ll get from lurking on your blog 🙂
    -m

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