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Kristian and I climbed Mt. Monadnock today. I am now officially exhaustimicated. I thought that I was in pretty decent shape, but about halfway back down the mountain, my legs…

So, I went to the alumni meeting of Cleo, the literary society that I joined in college. Somehow I ended up being elected secretary. It's like people think that I…

My friend Terry once joked that I change my hair color more often than he changes his underwear. It's funny in a gross sort of way (because, ewwww, do some…

They're "upgrading" the gas mains on our street. I'm not quite sure how you can upgrade gas mains. Unless, they've somehow discovered a way to make the gas in my…

I've always had a love/hate relationship with my birthday. First of all, being born on September 8th always guaranteed that a) in order to get to my birthday, I would…

Damn. I'm twenty-five today and already I feel older and wiser. Older, because I'm utterly exhausted and wiser, because I learned a valuable lesson Wednesday night. Namely, that if you…

Seriously. Not only did I buy the kid the most awesomest lobster costume ever (not that there are really any un-awesome lobster costumes), but I also made him this quilt.…

I bought the hype and went shopping this past tax-free weekend. It was a brilliant move, really. What better way to spend a Sunday when you're already not feeling well…

I got a spam email today with the following subject: "You inherited a small dick from you father and think there is no way to help it." How did they…

Wow. I don't know if I've all of a sudden developed allergies that I never knew about or if I have the mother of all head colds... but suddenly I…