Vanity, Thy Name is Hope

This year, I gave myself a very nice Christmas present. Plastic Surgery. No, I didn't get my boobs pumped up, my tummy tucked or my nose sliced off Michael Jackson-style.…

Elfing.

Pro Tip: When someone asks you about where they might procure a difficult to find Christmas present, the correct answer is "[Store1], [store2] or [store3]." The correct answer is not,…
My Name is Jonas.

My Name is Jonas.

NB to my sister, Allison: Don't read this. It's going to make you seethe with jealousy. On second thought, read away. Muahahaha. Kristian, a couple friends and I went to…