I’m not sleeping on the job! I swear! Please don’t fire me Jeff!
I’m just… uh… resting my eyes.
It’s amazing what the addition of natural light has done for my general happiness and well being. I loved having my own office, but it was rather cave like. What, with it being in the basement and all. Now I’m in the thick of things, but I get sweet glorious daylight.
They hooked up my new phone today. It’s rather complicated. And it’s large enough to club a baby seal. Or a fellow cubicle mate who is foolish enough to cross me when I’m PMSing. Ha! Kidding again! I so totally don’t sleep on the job or kill coworkers. I don’t even maim coworkers. Unless they really piss me off.
My boss reads this blog, can you tell?
Good thing he has a good sense of humor, because I’m on probation for another three months.
