So, Dustin is apparently going for the jugular with this whole blog-off thing. It’s Christmas freaking Eve and he wants me to write 200 words on the Discovery Channel. I have exactly six words to say about the Discovery Channel. I never watch the Discovery Channel. Those are my six words. But, unless I write the word never about 194 times, I will run afoul of that whole “your post must be at least 200 words thing. And writing the word never out 194 times would seem to violate at least the spirit, if not the letter of the blog-off rules.
So, Merry Christmas blog readers. Let’s talk about the Discovery Channel.
I used to watch Mythbusters. That is, until I realized that a) Mythbusters is a show that requires your undivided attention (I like to do other things (like blog) when the TV is on) and two) watching people blow shit up is infinitely less fun than blowing shit up yourself. Mythbusters just served as a cruel reminder that I could potentially be blowing shit up, but I was sitting in my living room instead with nary an explosive in sight.
Although I did enjoy the hell out of the exploding overalls myth.
So, there you have it, I’ve fulfilled my contractual obligation to talk about the Discovery Channel.
Happy Holidays!
