Lilian: Why did the pig cross the road?
Me: I don’t know, why?
Lilian: To get to the other side… because he lives there
Me: What’s brown and sticky?
Lilian: Chocolate ice cream
Me: Errr… a stick
Lilian: …
Me: And chocolate ice cream?
Lilian: AHHHaHahahahahahah!!!!
Lilian: Why did froggies jump across the road?
Me: I don’t know, why?
Lilian: You have to tell me!
Me: I’m pretty sure that’s not how jokes work.
(Facebook was kind enough to remind me earlier that today is the one year anniversary of the death of my beloved cat. And about a million things went wrong at work. But at least my kid gave me a few much needed laughs!)