We are a one department baby boom up in here. I have one coworker who is about to have twins, one coworker with a very pregnant wife, two coworkers with wives who are due in March and another coworker who is also due in March. For you folks playing along at home, that’s six babies in six months. Personally, I will not be drinking the water and will be tripling up on my birth control.Â
I am totally excited. I love babies and now I’ll have this whole population of them that I’ll be able to play with and then hand back to their parents when they poop themselves or start crying.Â
Now if you need me, I’ll be on my phone with my gynecologist to discuss additional birth control options.
I love when other people have babies. I get to shop for cute baby things, and then snuggle pudgy little babies; all of the fun stuff. That’s all the baby I can handle.