Reverend Roth: Woman of the Cloth

Lunch breaks were made for productivity. Working out. Errands. Shoe shopping.

During my lunch break yesterday, I became an ordained minister! Yes, it’s true… I went to the Universal Life Church website, filled out a form, clicked submit and voila. I even sprang for the wallet ID card. You know, just in case I need some credentials.

I am now available for weddings and baptisms. But not circumcisions. I’m not allowed to perform those. Yet.

Now, I just need to find someone foolish enough to let me marry them!

Note: the last part of my California recap is below. I fudged the dates to keep it with the other parts. It’s my blog and I’ll change my time-stamps if I want to.

2 Comments

  1. I’ve done this too, so from a fellow Reverend…uh…hi and congrats. I don’t know what non-denominational intarweb blessing to use for this occasion.

    You know I’m weird, and I have these strange random thoughts all the time. A few nights ago I was having this bout of insomnia and I actually thought about when I was ordained online. It was a few years ago and ULC had this big online confession form on their front page. I wondered if someone committed a crime and confessed it on their site, does it go to a database somewhere and could that ever be used as evidence in their case?

  2. Well, since your sister and brother-in-law were married by Minister Matt, I’m sure that you’ll have an opportunity in the future. If not, we can just dunk you in the pool like Pope Danny I.

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