Remember when I used to write book reports on Fridays? Yeah, apparently I hate every book I read these days and don’t feel that I, in good conscience, can recommend them to you. Also, I have the attention span of a fruit fly.
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Oh look, something shiny!
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My new iPhone is going to give me a wicked case of bipolar disorder. Can you acquire bipolar disorder? This things runs more hot and cold than Jennifer Anniston and John Mayer. I’m not kidding. It’s broken, then it’s not. It won’t get service and then it does. It works great, then it doesn’t. I’m currently restoring it because iTunes randomly decided that my phone was in recovery mode and would need to be reset to factory defaults.
It’s enough to make a girl get a Blackberry.
Yeah, like that will ever happen
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We bought two nail-guns at Lowes last night. This shouldn’t make me as excited as I am.
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I usually avoid caffeine in all of its non-chocolatey forms. But today I accidentally ate a Cliff bar that contains as much caffeine as an average cup of coffee. And I think that it made me more tired. Somebody remind me to break Kristian’s snooze button. Also, could somebody please explain to me why Cliff bars need to have any caffeine in them at all.
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I need a new iPhone case. The last one was stolen along with my poor iPhone that never decided to stomp its feet and go into recovery mode. It wouldn’t have fit this one anyways. Part of me wants to get something cute. Part of me wants to yell at the stupid thing, “You’ll get a pretty new outfit when you learn to behave, you impudent young thing.”
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I had a conversation the other day with my sister over gchat that involved me talking the entire time IN ALL CAPS. As in “ALL CAPS IS FUNNY! YOU WILL LAUGH AT ME!” I’m not sure how amused she was.
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I’m very glad that there is no way to bitch-slap someone over the internet (superpoking aside). Sure, I’d enjoy using it myself. But, I’d probably end up black and blue.
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I never know how to end posts like these.
1) My iPhone has done weird stuff like that too. It managed to deactivate itself once, out of the blue. It’s behaved lately though. (Oh and Mayerston? I still have an USWeekly from the last time they broke up sitting on my coffee table. Srsly, how bipolar is that relationship?)
2) Nail guns are AWESOME. Liking nail guns doesn’t make you old or boring, it makes you a super cool person.
3) I’m a total caffeine addict. I’ve tried quitting coffee before, and I usually do feel better, but I never stick with it. However, the doc told me today that it’s best to start weaning myself off of it now rather than get pregnant and have to quit cold turkey. (Note to self: Clif bars count towards the coffee quota. WTF?)
4) I recommend the InCase Slider. My phone has fallen out of my pants pocket onto the bathroom floor, and taken a tumble off the elliptical, and it’s OK.