Lilian: Why did the pig cross the road?
Me: I don’t know, why?
Lilian: To get to the other side… because he lives there
Me: What’s brown and sticky?
Lilian: Chocolate ice cream
Me: Errr… a stick
Me: And chocolate ice cream?
Lilian: AHHHaHahahahahahah!!!! Lilian: Why did froggies jump across the road?