The Snidely Splint

Snidely Whiplash ain't got nothing on me! I've always wanted a mustache that I could curl up in a menacing manner. Who knew that it would be as easy as…

Le Facebook

Ah Facebook, let me tell you about Facebook. I have over 600 friends on facebook. Why? Because I crave validation. Also, I apparently know too many people. But, mostly, I…