Jennification Denied

My good friend Jennie (that's Jen to you, I get to call her Jennie because I am special) was supposed to come and visit us this weekend. As you can…

Not So Tiny Tim

So, I hurt myself. Again. Actually, Again again. I was playing frisbee and I went to change direction and either my foot got caught or I tripped over my own…

At Least I Wasn’t Naked…

I lived out the classic test nightmare this morning. You know, the one where you sit down to take the French test that you spent all night studying for and…

Need to Nudge Better

I had ~ten minutes to get ready for work this morning. And it was my own damn fault. My coworkers can tell you... I was considerate enough to burn up…