Ouch.
In an effort to combat the effects of all of the mini mars bars that I've been eating, I've stuck more faithfully to the gym schedule that I allegedly follow.…
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The Post Where I Don’t Talk About 9-11
Seriously. Too many emotions. Too many buttons to push. REM asked "Should we talk about the weather? Should we talk about the government?" Well, today I choose weather. ------- In…
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Management Apologizes for the Technical Difficulties
So, for those of you who actually read my site, you may have noticed that it's been down. Since last Wednesday. Perhaps I am the only person that noticed this.…
Penis Enlargement and Bright Orange Vomit
A lovely thought, no? I keep getting excited today to get emails saying "you need to moderate comments" because, hooray, people have been leaving me comments. Only, replace "people" with…
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Jennification Denied
My good friend Jennie (that's Jen to you, I get to call her Jennie because I am special) was supposed to come and visit us this weekend. As you can…
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Not So Tiny Tim
So, I hurt myself. Again. Actually, Again again. I was playing frisbee and I went to change direction and either my foot got caught or I tripped over my own…
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I’m From Canada, Everyone Thinks I’m Retarded, Eh?
Cookie for the reference! (I'll give you a hint, it's a Simpsons' Quote)... Sorry that the site has been down for so long. I'd like to think that you were…
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At Least I Wasn’t Naked…
I lived out the classic test nightmare this morning. You know, the one where you sit down to take the French test that you spent all night studying for and…
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In Which I am an Idiot, But it Works Out in the End
So, I'm an idiot. Yeah, the title told you that. Plus, all of you who know me personally probably had some clue as to my idiocy. Thanks for not rubbing…
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Need to Nudge Better
I had ~ten minutes to get ready for work this morning. And it was my own damn fault. My coworkers can tell you... I was considerate enough to burn up…