So, Dustin and I have this blog off, right? And the first person who posts gets to set the topic for the day. And I usually get to be that first person as Dustin is in California and not yet awake when I type up my entry. It’s kindof nice, this whole blog topic setting streak I’ve been on. Except, today? Today, I had a very busy day at work. And then, we went to visit a poor, sick friend to bring him macaroni and cheese and whiskey. Because we are good friends and good people and we’re all altruistic and shit. True story, let’s just say that a sensitive part of his anatomy currently resembles a grapefruit.
The friend that is. Not Dustin. Unless there is something that he (Dustin) is not telling us about.
Anyhoo, Dustin got the jump on me and he posted about dispersion matrices.
Here is what I know about dispersion matrices: absolutely nothing
Here is what I know about dispersion matrices after reading Dustin’s post: something about “multicollinearity”. In other words…. absolutely nothing.
So, here are some facts that I randomly made up about dispersion matrices.
Dispersion matrices like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain. Unfortunately, they are allergic to alcohol and catch cold quite easily. So, they spend a lot of time feeling under the weather.
Dispersion matrices invented gravity. Before they invented it, everyone had to chain their stuff down so that it didn’t float away. Sir Isaac Newton took credit for all of their hard work and used the apple bonking him on the head as a cover story. In reality, it was a grapefruit. And it happened to his cousin, Ralph Newton.
Dispersion matrices are easily startled. If you encounter one in the wild, you should avoid making sudden movements, lest you frighten it and cause it to charge you. You can gradually gain its confidence by offering up sugar cubes and back issues of Playgirl Magazine. If you manage to catch one, you can sell its horn on the black market for $5,462 a pound.
Don’t you feel so much smarter now?
Brilliant!! Once I started that post I realized i’d hit 1000 words before talking about any actual stats, so you got a real brief look into dispersion matrices. Sorry!
Sir Isaac Newton took credit for all of their hard work and used the apple bonking him on the head as a cover story. In reality, it was a grapefruit. And it happened to his cousin, Ralph Newton
All this time I thought it was a fig.
Thanks for clearing that up, Hoper.
Proper webstyle LOL!