Why Was I Not Informed of My Sex Change?

I answer anywhere between 10 and 100 emails a day. I deal with a lot of students. A lot of students who clearly didn’t rely on their reading comprehension skills to get into college. My name is butchered on a daily basis.

“Dear Roth”

“Dear Ruth”

“Dear Elizabeth”

Today? Today takes the cake. Apparently I went male and nobody bothered to tell me about it. I got not one, but two emails of a gender confused nature. The first one was addressed to “Mr. Roth” and the second one was addressed “Dear Sir.”

Why has nobody told me that I am a dude now? Kristian will be so upset.

2 Comments

  1. InThane

    Did they change your first name to Tim? Maybe you can start getting some royalty checks… 😉

  2. Bathroom. Standing up. No lines. Awesome deal.

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