I answer anywhere between 10 and 100 emails a day. I deal with a lot of students. A lot of students who clearly didn’t rely on their reading comprehension skills to get into college. My name is butchered on a daily basis.
“Dear Roth”
“Dear Ruth”
“Dear Elizabeth”
Today? Today takes the cake. Apparently I went male and nobody bothered to tell me about it. I got not one, but two emails of a gender confused nature. The first one was addressed to “Mr. Roth” and the second one was addressed “Dear Sir.”
Why has nobody told me that I am a dude now? Kristian will be so upset.
Did they change your first name to Tim? Maybe you can start getting some royalty checks… 😉
Bathroom. Standing up. No lines. Awesome deal.