Dustin and I both posted our own topics yesterday. Unfortunately, he posted first. Which means that I was supposed to post about his topic. Luckily, for me, he was feeling generous and let me defer my post until today. Which, if you knew half the shit I went through yesterday, would make you think that he’s some kind of hero.
He’s my hero.
Anyways, Dustin wrote a bunch of science-y things yesterday. Including the phrase, “in real person speak, the best I can translate that is Multivariate Statstical Analysis with biological applications.” Which I think is just preciously adorable. Because I don’t understand a word of that. Except the phrase “real people speak.”
So in a word (ok, several), I don’t understand advanced biometrics. At all.
These are some other thing I don’t understand:
- Dispersion matrices (duh)
- The appeal of Kid Rock
- Jews for Jesus
- Log Cabin Republicans
These are some other thing I don’t understand:
Dispersion matrices (duh) I do, however, undrestand dispeptic matriarchs.
The appeal of Kid Rock I know. What is Pamela Anderson thinking? Oh wait, that assumes Pamela Anderson thinks. Now, Grammar Rock I totally get.
Jews for Jesus I can never hear about Jews for Jesus without thinking of that scene in the movie Airplane.
Log Cabin Republicans That’s a new one on me. Perhaps they’re Republicans who want to be Lincolnesque or those who eschew real maple syrup for flavored corn syrup. Ahh, Hope, we can coin our own, new meaning. They are Republicans who pretend to be the real deal (whatever that is), but who are actually cheaper imitations.