How to Get Yourself a Brand Spanking New iPhone

Phase 1: Leave your old phone behind at a restaurant and have one of the servers steal it

Phase 2: Wait two months

Phase 3: #$%!@%#!$!

Phase 4: Profit!

At long last, I have my precious. Oh, and it is so shiny. Sixteen gigabytes of pure iPhone awesomeness. 

Of course, now I’m terrified to take it anywhere, lest I have another idiot moment and leave it somewhere. Do they make some sort of iPhone accessory that allows you to glue it to your forehead?

2 Comments

  1. More details please!
    Where did the new iPhone come from??

  2. If this one gets “stolen”, the next one is going to be made out of two tin cans and string. 🙂

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