https://www.flickr.com/photos/hopers/55484759614/in/dateposted A lot of people asking for spare change put a cup at the end of a fishing pole. One of the things I liked the most about the schedule…
Today, I told someone that she was pregnant. As I am not currently (nor was formerly)Â an obstetrician, this was a new experience for me. What do you say to someone…
A lot of people hang lights for Christmas. Kristian and I? Hang drywall. Isn't it festive? Nothing quite screams out "Merry Fucking Christmas!!!" than giving your sister a room to…
It would totally be cheating to say Beer and Pie? Right? Right? Because, let's face it. My debut full-length album is kindof awesome. I know that this is true, because…
One problem that I have with year-end "Best Of" lists is that they tend to weight the things that are freshest in our minds and ignore all the stuff that…
Note: The following post contains mushiness in all of  its mushiest mushy glory. It will also shatter all of your illusions that Kristian and I sleep in twin beds all…
The next person who requires me to go to a four-hour meeting, spanning lunchtime and who doesn't feed me is going to get punched in the face. Repeatedly. Depending on…