Sweet Sassy Molassy This is Gross….

So, Kristian and I went out for a late lunch at Vinnie Testa's today. Apparently that restaurant is a haven for disgusting people with bad no manners. Something about a…

New Show! W00t!

You heard it here first people! (Unless I told you already, in which case the previous sentence was a filthy, filty lie. I'm playing at the Lizard Lounge at 8pm…

Mustache?

Mustache. Apparently the only google search term that brings people even remotely near my silly little website is the word "mustache." I'm going to let that sink in for a…