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I had ~ten minutes to get ready for work this morning. And it was my own damn fault. My coworkers can tell you... I was considerate enough to burn up…

I think that I have some anger management issues. I was going to go get a massage yesterday during my lunch break. So, I borrowed my Mom's car and drove…

I've been hibernating for the past few days. Not the fun sleep-through-the-winter-live-off-your-stored-fat type of hibernation (lose weight by sleeping? awesome!). It's more like the can't-get-out-of-bed kind. I went to work…

So, Kristian and I went out for a late lunch at Vinnie Testa's today. Apparently that restaurant is a haven for disgusting people with bad no manners. Something about a…

Look at my cat, Tabitha: Isn't she cute? Doesn't she look sweet? Yeah, not so much. This cat is the devil I tell you, the devil! Tabitha: Come near me…

Mustache. Apparently the only google search term that brings people even remotely near my silly little website is the word "mustache." I'm going to let that sink in for a…

Please, for the love of god, stop showing the same damn clip of Michelle Kwan falling in practice. I get it. She hurt herself. Now can we get back to…

So... the students are back... And they brought their fugly uggs with them. And they insist on tucking their damn jeans into their damn boots. Someone needs to tell these…

I would say that I've been trying to deny my status as an ill individual, but that would be a total lie. I spent pretty much all day on Monday…