When your girlfriend says, "I really like my new coat, but I kindof feel like I look like a cross between the Michelin Man and the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man,"…
This week has somehow conspired to make my crazier than a post-partum Britney Spears. You know, shaving-her-head-hitting-cars-with-umbrellas Britney. My hair is intact and Kristian took away my umbrella, but methinks…
So, I called the restaurant back. And the woman who answered the phone tried to claim that they had never found my phone. To which I responded, "oh hellllls no"…
So, last week I managed to do something that I had never accomplished while sober. Namely, I left my phone behind at a restaurant. I'm not entirely sure how I…
It always seemed really unfair to me that Christmas decorations go up for a month, then the weather gets really shitty and we put them all away again. I mean,…
I would like to let the following people and organizations know that they are officially off my Christmas Card List. The MBTA. Yeah. I know I complain about them a…
Hey, remember when I laughed at everyone who was freaking out about the impending storm of dooooooom? And I said that I was enjoying hanging out at home while the…
My weekend was great, until it wasn't great. Then it was really not so great. Everyone following along? Great. Saturday began very early. Kristian woke up early and he couldn't…