{"id":986,"date":"2009-02-15T22:07:35","date_gmt":"2009-02-16T03:07:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=986"},"modified":"2009-02-15T22:08:02","modified_gmt":"2009-02-16T03:08:02","slug":"no-pee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/no-pee\/","title":{"rendered":"No Pee"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"float: right; margin-left: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;\"><a title=\"photo sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/hopers\/3283646144\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: solid 2px #000000;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3662\/3283646144_cf46c78625_m.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>This little phrase is painted outside my sister&#8217;s apartment building. It works, too. I mean, I was contemplating taking a leak on the little grassy area, but then I saw that it said &#8220;no pee&#8221; and I waited until we were inside and I could use the bathroom.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not so sure how effective it is with the local dog population.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, my experience with dogs is that they&#8217;re not so good with the reading.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This little phrase is painted outside my sister&#8217;s apartment building. It works, too. I mean, I was contemplating taking a leak on the little grassy area, but then I saw&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,2,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-986","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photos","category-random","category-the-great-blog-off"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-fU","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/986","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=986"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/986\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":987,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/986\/revisions\/987"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=986"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=986"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=986"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}