{"id":979,"date":"2009-02-12T17:37:40","date_gmt":"2009-02-12T22:37:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=979"},"modified":"2009-02-12T17:38:16","modified_gmt":"2009-02-12T22:38:16","slug":"im-in-itunes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/im-in-itunes\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m in iTunes!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What does it say about our digital age that seeing your CD in the iTunes Music Store is somehow really, really, <em>really<\/em> exciting? Like, maybe just as exciting as getting the physical copies. Maybe even a little bit more exciting.<\/p>\n<p>Who cares&#8230;. I&#8217;m in the iTunes Music Store!!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/itunes.apple.com\/WebObjects\/MZStore.woa\/wa\/viewArtist?id=305001717\"><strong>Now click here and buy my album.\u00a0<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(Please note, clicking link will open up iTunes)<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, yeah you&#8217;re broke.\u00a0Yeah, yeah you don&#8217;t own a computer.\u00a0Yeah, yeah you already bought a copy. These are all <em>excuses<\/em>. Excuses are for the <em>weak<\/em>.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>The hypnotoad compels you.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/img.photobucket.com\/albums\/v621\/nicholerox\/hypnotoad.gif?resize=384%2C288\" alt=\"\" width=\"384\" height=\"288\" \/><\/p>\n<p>All hail the hypnotoad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What does it say about our digital age that seeing your CD in the iTunes Music Store is somehow really, really, really exciting? Like, maybe just as exciting as getting&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[5,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-979","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music","category-the-great-blog-off"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-fN","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/979","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=979"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/979\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":981,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/979\/revisions\/981"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=979"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=979"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=979"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}