{"id":962,"date":"2009-02-09T20:30:52","date_gmt":"2009-02-10T01:30:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=962"},"modified":"2009-02-09T20:30:52","modified_gmt":"2009-02-10T01:30:52","slug":"ken-ken-its-not-just-for-barbie-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/ken-ken-its-not-just-for-barbie-now\/","title":{"rendered":"Ken-Ken: It&#8217;s Not Just for Barbie Now"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, Dustin posted about <a href=\"http:\/\/dustinray.net\/blog\/?p=420\">ken-ken<\/a> today. Which mean&#8217;s that <em>I<\/em> have to post about ken-ken today. Them&#8217;s the rules.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>What do I have to say about ken-ken? Well, it sounds like the nickname that some girl named Bambi would give to her ascot-wearing, polo-playing, ivy-eating boyfriend. As in, &#8220;Ken-Ken, would you be a doll and freshen up my martini?&#8221;\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d like to give ken-ken a try, but I do have a moral objection to popped collars and loafers sans socks.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>So, the jury is out on this one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, Dustin posted about ken-ken today. Which mean&#8217;s that I have to post about ken-ken today. Them&#8217;s the rules.\u00a0 What do I have to say about ken-ken? Well, it sounds&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-962","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","category-the-great-blog-off"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-fw","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/962","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=962"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/962\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":964,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/962\/revisions\/964"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=962"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=962"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=962"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}