{"id":906,"date":"2009-01-23T11:20:10","date_gmt":"2009-01-23T16:20:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=906"},"modified":"2009-01-23T11:21:43","modified_gmt":"2009-01-23T16:21:43","slug":"the-great-blog-off-a-winnar-si-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/the-great-blog-off-a-winnar-si-me\/","title":{"rendered":"The Great Blog-Off: A Winnar si Me."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The great blog-off was not undone by illness or stories about tampons (I was waiting to bust out my first period story when I felt like bringing out the big guns). No, the great blog-off ended with more of a whimper than a bang. Dustin didn&#8217;t post anything last night because school kicked his ass this week and he didn&#8217;t get enough sleep.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I considered being gracious in victory, but then I remembered that I am a terrible, <em>terrible<\/em> sport.<\/p>\n<p>All I can say is, have fun\u00a0re-grouting\u00a0our bathroom this summer!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The great blog-off was not undone by illness or stories about tampons (I was waiting to bust out my first period story when I felt like bringing out the big&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-906","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-great-blog-off"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-eC","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/906","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=906"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/906\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":910,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/906\/revisions\/910"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=906"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=906"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=906"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}