{"id":77,"date":"2006-08-14T12:13:24","date_gmt":"2006-08-14T17:13:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=77"},"modified":"2006-08-14T12:13:24","modified_gmt":"2006-08-14T17:13:24","slug":"my-spam-is-getting-way-too-personal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/my-spam-is-getting-way-too-personal\/","title":{"rendered":"My Spam is Getting Way Too Personal&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I got a spam email today with the following subject:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You inherited a small dick from you father and think there is no way to help it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>How did they know? I wouldn&#8217;t say that it was necessarily <i>inherited<\/i>, but I think that it&#8217;s safe to say that my dick is so small as to be considered non-existant. And, surgery aside, there really isn&#8217;t a way to help it.<\/p>\n<p>What I want to know is, why did they feel the need to tell me that?<\/p>\n<p>Oh, because there is a way to help it! According to the body of the email, &#8220;Pen1$ Enlarge Patch is an 1nternat1onal magic pr0duct.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Oh wow! An &#8220;1nternat1onal magic pr0duct!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t remember reading about <i>that<\/i> in Harry Potter&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got a spam email today with the following subject: &#8220;You inherited a small dick from you father and think there is no way to help it.&#8221; How did they&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-77","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-1f","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=77"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=77"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=77"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=77"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}