{"id":76,"date":"2006-08-10T20:37:01","date_gmt":"2006-08-11T01:37:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=76"},"modified":"2006-08-10T20:37:01","modified_gmt":"2006-08-11T01:37:01","slug":"i-feel-that-i-may-swoon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/i-feel-that-i-may-swoon\/","title":{"rendered":"I Feel That I May Swoon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wow.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know if I&#8217;ve all of a sudden developed allergies that I never knew about or if I have the mother of all head colds&#8230; but suddenly I am so congested that it&#8217;s making me dizzy.<\/p>\n<p>I was walking home and all of a sudden I went &#8220;uh oh&#8221; and I was unsteady on my feet and feeling decidedly top heavy (not in that way&#8230; perv). I had the spins so bad it felt like I was recuperating from a night of heavy drinking.<\/p>\n<p>I managed to (cautiously) make my way home where I proceeded to lie on the couch and wait for Kristian to get home. Figuring that I was just hungry (my stomach was making verbal cues that said &#8220;feed me! feed me now!&#8221;), he made me dinner in the hopes that I would feel better. Alas, the spins did not go away.<\/p>\n<p>If this makes any sense, I realized that I was so congested that I hadn&#8217;t realized that congestion was what was suddenly causing me to walk like Mel Gibson after a night on the town. My nose, ears and all the passages in between were literally so impacted that it just made my head feel heavy without that usual feeling of &#8220;there is crap in here.&#8221; With no part of my head feeling clear, there was nothing to show that the other parts were stuffed up by comparison.<\/p>\n<p>I put my head over a bowl of water that Kristian boiled for me and I suddenly realized that I could hear. I yawned and my ears popped. I blew my nose and I could feel the sides of my nose opening up. <\/p>\n<p>I still feel like total shit, and I&#8217;m still dizzy&#8230; but it&#8217;s nice to know that there is a simple (and relatively harmless) reason for why I feel the way that I do right now.<\/p>\n<p>Hopefully things will be clearer by this weekend. I want to see my nephew again, but I don&#8217;t want to expose him to any germs!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wow. I don&#8217;t know if I&#8217;ve all of a sudden developed allergies that I never knew about or if I have the mother of all head colds&#8230; but suddenly I&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-76","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-1e","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=76"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=76"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=76"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=76"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}