{"id":739,"date":"2009-01-07T17:08:09","date_gmt":"2009-01-07T22:08:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=739"},"modified":"2009-01-07T17:09:49","modified_gmt":"2009-01-07T22:09:49","slug":"the-awesome-hat-club-membership-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/the-awesome-hat-club-membership-me\/","title":{"rendered":"The Awesome Hat Club. Membership: Me"},"content":{"rendered":"
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You know you love my hat. My hat is awesome. You all wish that you had a hat as awesome as mine. Who wouldn’t?<\/p>\n

You know why I am wearing my awesome hat? Because it’s fucking cold out, that’s why. The snow, hail, sleet and slush are not helping matters. Why am I wearing the hat in my office? Because I’m hoping that its powers of awesomeness will propel me out of my foul mood. Also, I had to spend some time sitting next to an open window that would not close and now I am very, very cold.<\/p>\n

I’ve been told that I should get my awesome hat on the road. Because apparently making your ride wait while you finish a blog entry is somehow not cool. What’s up with that?!<\/p>\n

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My boss thinks that he has an awesome hat. But he’s not wearing a hat. I’m a little worried about him.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Anyways, my hat is awesome. This day has been not so awesome. And I am going to go home and do some awesome things. Or write my Christmas cards about a month too late.<\/p>\n

Whatever.<\/p>\n

This post brought to you by sleep deprivation and a lot of chocolate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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