{"id":72,"date":"2006-08-04T15:25:22","date_gmt":"2006-08-04T20:25:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=72"},"modified":"2006-08-04T15:25:22","modified_gmt":"2006-08-04T20:25:22","slug":"instant-gratification-even-if-delayed-is-still-very-sweet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/instant-gratification-even-if-delayed-is-still-very-sweet\/","title":{"rendered":"Instant Gratification, Even If Delayed, Is Still Very Sweet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ahhhhhhhh&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>That is the sound of me breathing a sigh of relief.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know if it was the fact that they feared the wrath of my handful of blog readers or if they are just not the horrible, monolithic corporation that I thought that they were&#8230; but amazon.com did right by me. Hooray!<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not that often that I admit that I was wrong. Because, duh, I&#8217;m so rarely wrong (ha!). But, this one was totally my fault. It turns out that you <i>can<\/i> be forced to wait over a month for your books if you have one book in the order that won&#8217;t be available for a month. When you&#8217;re cheap like me and use the free shipping, they make you wait until <i>everything<\/i> is available.<\/p>\n<p>But, the helpful customer service people sensed my homicidal-like tendencies at being forced to wait (oh the horror!) for my stuff. They shipped my items as they became available (the option that I thought that I had chosen but which is apparently not available when you use the free shipping option). And, they didn&#8217;t charge me any extra for making the switch for me.<\/p>\n<p>So, the moral of the story is that watching all that tv made me even stupider than I thought and that amazon.com is not as evil as I made them out to be. Oops.<\/p>\n<p>I would say that I feel like a jerk. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ahhhhhhhh&#8230;. That is the sound of me breathing a sigh of relief. I don&#8217;t know if it was the fact that they feared the wrath of my handful of blog&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-72","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-1a","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}