{"id":708,"date":"2008-12-31T17:38:21","date_gmt":"2008-12-31T22:38:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=708"},"modified":"2008-12-31T17:38:21","modified_gmt":"2008-12-31T22:38:21","slug":"guest-blogging-about-movies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/guest-blogging-about-movies\/","title":{"rendered":"Guest Blogging About Movies"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dustin, you are a dirty rotten cheater<\/a>. Getting a guest blogger? On short notice? On New Year’s Eve? And it was my own sister! I thought that she was on my<\/em> side!\u00a0<\/p>\n

Apparently, she is getting New Year’s snuggles out of this.<\/p>\n

Hussy.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Unfortunately, for me, guest bloggers are in short supply at 5pm on New Year’s. Even my own boyfriend said, “Uhhh… do I have to?”\u00a0<\/p>\n

(Jerk).<\/p>\n

Fortunately, for me, I was paying attention when Kristian started complaining about the movie that we watched last night, The Count of Monte Christo<\/a>. Or, as I’d like to call it, the Count of Monte Crap-O. Or, “The movie that shares the same name as a book and that’s about it.”\u00a0<\/p>\n

Kristian’s exact words* were, “French people with english accents, Italian people with crappy italian accents. What a piece of crap.”<\/p>\n

*Exact words may be paraphrased.\u00a0<\/p>\n

So, the moral of the story is, don’t watch movies with Kristian when all of the eye candy is of the male variety and the plot doesn’t make a whole lot of sense. \u00a0I mean, this is the guy who shouts at CSI, “Where’s the control sample?!? The control sample!” when there aren’t any boobs to distract him, he gets decidedly cranky about these things. Who could blame him?<\/p>\n

Dustin, tomorrow I am so<\/em> posting about tampons.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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