{"id":69,"date":"2006-07-26T14:02:18","date_gmt":"2006-07-26T19:02:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=69"},"modified":"2006-07-26T14:07:59","modified_gmt":"2006-07-26T19:07:59","slug":"i-love-my-new-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/i-love-my-new-job\/","title":{"rendered":"I Love My New Job!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"float: right; margin-left: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;\">\n <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/hopers\/198971249\/\" title=\"photo sharing\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/static.flickr.com\/60\/198971249_be13a8de74_m.jpg\" alt=\"\" style=\"border: solid 2px #000000;\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n \n<\/div>\n<p>I&#8217;m not sleeping on the job! I swear! Please don&#8217;t fire me Jeff!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m just&#8230; uh&#8230; resting my eyes.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s amazing what the addition of natural light has done for my general happiness and well being. I loved having my own office, but it was rather cave like. What, with it being in the basement and all. Now I&#8217;m in the thick of things, but I get sweet glorious daylight. <\/p>\n<p>They hooked up my new phone today. It&#8217;s rather complicated. And it&#8217;s large enough to club a baby seal. Or a fellow cubicle mate who is foolish enough to cross me when I&#8217;m PMSing. Ha! Kidding again! I so totally don&#8217;t sleep on the job or kill coworkers. I don&#8217;t even maim coworkers. Unless they <i>really<\/i> piss me off.<\/p>\n<p>My boss reads this blog, can you tell?<\/p>\n<p>Good thing he has a good sense of humor, because I&#8217;m on probation for another three months.<br \/>\n<br clear=\"all\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not sleeping on the job! I swear! Please don&#8217;t fire me Jeff! I&#8217;m just&#8230; uh&#8230; resting my eyes. It&#8217;s amazing what the addition of natural light has done for&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-69","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-17","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}